My friend Lauren’s contest submission for Los Angeles Magazine’s “50 Years Since the Big One” Magazine cover contest. Yeah, that’s Oprah with tentacles.
WTF?! I almost bought this at a prop sale this morning because I wasn’t sure if I was ready for it to be gone from my life. I considered gifting it to someone but then realized it’d probably end up in my closet or trunk, just waiting to scare the hell out of me, so I opted for a photo instead.
I wouldn’t have it any other way! This woman has roughly twice the energy of our Earth’s Sun. Mad love, mom! :)
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: You are only universally mandated to do something nice for your mother once a year, and that time is upon us… So get off your ass and write/send a thoughtful gift or card or email or possibly dedicate a tweet if you are feeling super lazy and your mom is hip like that… whatever floats your boat. The point is: Do it. It’s not too late! You can possibly find inspiration in these fun mother’s day songs written by Parry Gripp. Enjoy!
Let the joyous news be spread…The wicked old witch at last is dead! (Not actually a fan of the grave dancing but that’s what came to mind while watching the thousands of Americans outside the White House flipping out in celebration.)
Mi tocayo was at the CVS clinic and was also there for an eye infection in the same freaking eye. #twilightzonelite #newwordinspanishlearnedatsausagefest
My building is requiring we watch a 10 min Fire Safety video and then take a test. The test doesn’t activate for 9 minutes… oh wait, view source code… edit… test available. Passed without watching the movie. I am the smartest… man… alive!